- Found the person who annoys me the least and called it love.
- If we were on a sinking ship, I’d share my door with you.
- I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot.
- So glad that I went from your snack to your meal.
- I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye.
- All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
- The world needs more love and less work emails.
- I’d press pause on my favorite song for you.
- I love you for being my emergency contact.
- I like you even even more than chocolate.
- If I had feelings I’d have them for you.
- I’d give up carbs for you.
- You’re so lucky to have me.
- I found the person who annoys me the least and called it love.
- Consider this post my Valentine’s Day card.
- I love you more than chocolate.
- Roses are red. Violets are blue. My Valentine’s date is cuter than you.
- If paper valentines were still a thing, I’d give mine to you.
- Here’s to being my emergency contact someday.
- Every pizza me loves every pizza you.
- You’re the only person I send the heart eyes emoji to.
- Valentine’s Day sucks, but you don’t.
- All you need is love. And a little chocolate.
- “Roses are Red, Violets Are Blue, Sunflowers Are Yellow, I bet you were expecting something romantic but these are just gardening facts” – Unknown
- “The real holiday is February 15th, when all of the candy goes on sale” – Unknown
- “Support the greeting card companies today, Happy Valentine’s Day” – Unknown
- “Shout out to all of the last minute people buying stuff on Valentine’s Day, the struggle is real for you today” – Unknown
- “If you can’t celebrate Valentine’s Day with someone you love, forget about it at a bar that you like.” – Unknown
- “This year, rather than candy for your valentine, why not liquor instead?” – Unknown
- “Anybody know where the cheapest place to buy a dozen red roses is?… asking for a friend.” – Unknown
- “I bring my kids to a romantic restaurant on Valentine’s day as a birth control reminder to the other couples.” – Unknown
- “Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” — Jules Renard
- “If you can’t celebrate Valentine’s Day with someone you love, celebrate it with alcohol and pizza.” – Unknown
- “My love for you transcends all things so don’t expect a Valentine’s Day card or gift from me.” – Unknown
- “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” -Charles M. Schulz
- “I just wanted to tell you, on this very special Valentine’s Day: I’m exceptionally thankful you lowered your standards enough to date me.” – Unknown
- “Three things can’t be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love.” – Yiddish Proverb
- “I Love you with all of my butt. I would say ‘heart’ but my butt is bigger than my heart” – Unknown
- Happy Singles Awareness Day!
- In love there are two things– bodies and words.
- Thank you for secretly becoming my valentine by hearting one of my tweets on Twitter.
- I fall in love with myself, and I want someone to share it with me. And I want someone to share me, with me.
- Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
- But love, I’ve come to understand, is more than mumbling three words before bedtime.
- True love is singing karaoke ‘Under Pressure’ and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.
- Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? No, but they had an Apple.
- After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up.
- People call it Valentine’s Day, I call it Wednesday.
- Love is easy. It’s the people that are hard.
- You wanna hear a joke?… Valentine’s Day!
- I don’t love valentine’s day but I love half price chocolate day.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, cupids are gay and so are you!
