Late one evening, a woman came home from work after
along day at the office.
When she walked into the kitchen, she found her husband
walking around wielding a fly swatter.
“Albert, what are you doing?”
she asked. “I’m hunting flies,”
he said. “Oh, I see. Did you kill any?” she asked.
“Yep, three males two females,” he replied in a
confident tone.
The woman was intrigued by her husband’s apparent
fly knowledge.
She asked, “But how can you tell the difference between
males and females?”
He replied, “Easy. Three were on the beer can and two were
on the phone.”
By George